And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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