Dual....:-)
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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