HIV tests are more positive than that guy
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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