You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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