All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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