Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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