Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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