their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
