Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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