chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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