actually, I'm a sock model
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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