She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm really busy with my period
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