I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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