Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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