should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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