we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
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