belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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