i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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