I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
