I never want to see another naked old woman again.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
