Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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