i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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