I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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