the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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