my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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