Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
