Can i not drive my cunt home
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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