If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
