Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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