sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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