One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
MIDGETS
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We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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