I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
