Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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