hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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