We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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