toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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