I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
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