I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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