Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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