I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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