i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Randomize