I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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