When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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