is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
BRING THE BAGELS
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
