i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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