My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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