So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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