You really coming over, don't trick.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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