My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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