we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's shark week go big or go home
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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