wakey wakey hands off snakey
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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