I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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