everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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