i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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