its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Randomize
