All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
as a side note pls kill me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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